Humor, Politics

The Bucha Baby Incubators


The “evil” Russkies took babies from the incubators, tied their arms behind their back,  slit their throats, then shot them and threw them on the street.

I saw it.

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It made me cry!

You need to wage WW III to avenge the babies.

Humor, Politics

NEVER negotiate with terrorists


“Would you negotiate with Hitler, Stalin or Pol Pot?”

asked Polish Prime Minister Mateusz Morawiecki.

Hum! Lemme see?

Nah! We NEVER negotiate with terrorists.

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Chamberlain giving a TZECH to Hitler and Mussolini.

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Churchill and Roosevelt giving a POLE to Stalin

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Nixon giving a FORMosa to Mao Tse Tung

Politics

Names you can trust


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I can personally vouch for three, that I have been reading for a few years: Ray McGovern, Scott Ritter and Andrei Martyanov.

You’ll remember Ritter one of the three guys (that I remember) who told us in real time that Saddam did NOT have the WMDs Dubbya, Tony Blair, et al, convinced us he had.

Ritter, George Galloway (a 1970s style labour party guy) and some Kiwi guy (whose name escapes me at the moment).

Dubbya and Blair are War Criminals.

Guilty as Sin, Free as Birds!

Wealthy too! Very!

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Name My Fat Chick Band!


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All of these bands play HEAVY LARD, a new genre of rock ‘n’ roll.

Lardica

The Mamas Ate the Papas

Fatwood Mac ‘n’ Cheese

The Rolling Layers of Fat

Obesis

The Fatles

Flabba and their hit “Eating Queen”

Pig Floyd

Fätty Crüe

The Golden Corral Girls

(US buffet restaurant Golden Corral notorious for its large portions and patrons plus “Golden Girls” TV show)

Fish Styx

Great White Whales

Journey to the Buffet and their hit “Don’t Stop Eatin'”

Electric Heavy Orchestra

The Big River of Food Band

Bon Appetit

Fat Leppard

Erica Fatton & Heavy Cream and their hit “I Ate the Sheriff”

Dunkin’ & the Donuts

Weezer Cuz I’m Fat and Out of Shape

The Give In to Temptations

Too Big to Fit Through the Doors

Food Poison

REO Chuckwagon

Food Row

Fat Sabbath

Salt N Peppa N Bacon N Extra Cheese N . . .

Superfat

The Dessert Dolls

The Chubbie Chicks

The Pizza Supremes

The Mighty Mighty Water Buffalos

Buffalo Fatfield

Air Supply Cut Off Cuz I’m So Fat

Overweight Queen and their hit “I Eat It All”

The Fabulous Thunderthighs

The Who Ate Everything

The Go-Go’s to the Buffet

The Eatles

The Feeding Tubes and their hit “She’s a Fatty”

Blue Öyster Buffet and their hit “Don’t Fear the Eater”

Fat Company

Alice Cooped Up in the House Cuz She’s Too Fat to Get Out

Butterfinger

Heavy Purple

Grand Funk Smorgasbord

Fathat

Fat Halen

The Gristly Dead

Molly Ate the Hatchet

Bay City Eaters

Canned Food Heat

The Fatty Blues

The All-You-Can-Eat Sisters Band

Eating INXS

XTC of Overeating

Genesis of Ill Health

Heavy as Iron Maiden

The Eating Heads

Megadeth Due to Obesity

Humor, Politics

GloboHomo suffers a blow


Ukraine commander suspected of meeting spies, instead busted meeting tranny for sex

A Ukrainian colonel and deputy of the Odessa City Council was reportedly caught, quite literally, with his pants down amid a suspected espionage case. According to reports in local media, Colonel Andrey Kislovsky was suspected of heading to a hotel to meet with Russian spies, but the truth turned out to be much stranger.

Instead of meeting spies, Kislovsky had actually gone to the hotel to have sex with a  tranny  named Jasmine.

Hotel Captain Nemo, owned by (((Oligarch))) Kislovsky, reportedly houses an underground brothel, which is where the colonel was found and immediately tackled by Ukrainian guards, who had seemingly failed to wonder why he’d be meeting spies stark naked.

As Bond movie plots go, this one probably would end up being a classic.

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https://rumble.com/vzbhjb-ukraine-commander-suspected-of-meeting-spies-instead-busted-meeting-trans-w.html

Ukraine is being “special military operated” upon by Russia and Colonels have time to screw trannies?

Why with a low life tranny?

Was the head homo, (((Zelensky))), otherwise, ahem, engaged? Too coked up?

No wonder the Ukraine is losing the anti ‘special military operationwar.

Humor

Mickey goes the Full Pedo


Disney executive and mother person who can conceive and give birth to a tranny and a spanked sexualized child says she wants AT LEAST half of ALL future characters to be LGBTQIAP+ or racist minorities: The Devil Mouse proud deviants and freaks at the parks are now required to say “hello future faggots and lezzies”.

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You could NOT look more Pedo that this thingy (above)  if you tried.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10666065/Disney-prez-says-mom-transgender-pansexual-children-wants-diverse-characters.html

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The plan


In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the assumptions.
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the workers.
And they spoke among themselves saying,
“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”
And the workers went unto their supervisors and said,
“It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof.”
And the supervisor went unto their managers and said,
“It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the managers went unto their directors, saying,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”
And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
“It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong.”
And the directors went unto the vice presidents, saying unto them,
“It promotes growth and is very powerful.”
And the vice presidents went unto the president, saying unto him,
“The new plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects.”
And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good.
And the plan became policy.
This is how shit happens.

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Humor

Name my band


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All of these bands play a new genre of rock ‘n’ roll.

It’s called heavy lard.

The Fabulous Thunderthighs

The Who Ate Everything

The Go-Go’s to the Buffet

The Eatles

The Feeding Tubes with their hit “She’s a Fatty”

Blue Oyster Buffet with their hit “Don’t Fear the Eater”

Fat Company

Alice Cooped Up in the House Cuz She’s Too Fat to Get Out

Butterfinger

Heavy Purple

Grand Funk Smorgasbord

Fathat

Fat Halen

The Gristly Dead

Molly Ate the Hatchet

Bay City Eaters

Canned Food Heat

The Fatty Blues

The All-Eat Sisters Band

Eating INXS

The XTC of Overeating

The Genesis of Ill Health

Heavy as Iron Maiden

Lardica

The Eating Heads

Megadeth Due to Obesity

The Pachyderms

The Fatsos

The Soapranos

The Obesedians

The Rolling Greasies

The Walruses

The Boars

The Who/What/How?

Simone and the Gored Funnels

The Creamed Milk

The Vulvaet Overground

The Kinky Cakes

The Bland Biscuits

Cross biscuits, Stilled, Bash and Bong

Deep Marple

The Bash

Sty and the Family Stove

AC and BC

Creed Dance Clearwater Revolting

The Tempted Onions

The Fat Birds

Flat wood under Mat

The Gee Weez

The Babas

The Delikadelics

The Jammed Bread

Jeth Roe Full

The Sploogies

Pearl and Jam

Chick fill O

The Every Sisters

The Mamas and the Fatas