All of these bands play a new genre of rock ‘n’ roll.
It’s called heavy lard.
The Fabulous Thunderthighs
The Who Ate Everything
The Go-Go’s to the Buffet
The Eatles
The Feeding Tubes with their hit “She’s a Fatty”
Blue Oyster Buffet with their hit “Don’t Fear the Eater”
Fat Company
Alice Cooped Up in the House Cuz She’s Too Fat to Get Out
Butterfinger
Heavy Purple
Grand Funk Smorgasbord
Fathat
Fat Halen
The Gristly Dead
Molly Ate the Hatchet
Bay City Eaters
Canned Food Heat
The Fatty Blues
The All-Eat Sisters Band
Eating INXS
The XTC of Overeating
The Genesis of Ill Health
Heavy as Iron Maiden
Lardica
The Eating Heads
Megadeth Due to Obesity
The Pachyderms
The Fatsos
The Soapranos
The Obesedians
The Rolling Greasies
The Walruses
The Boars
The Who/What/How?
Simone and the Gored Funnels
The Creamed Milk
The Vulvaet Overground
The Kinky Cakes
The Bland Biscuits
Cross biscuits, Stilled, Bash and Bong
Deep Marple
The Bash
Sty and the Family Stove
AC and BC
Creed Dance Clearwater Revolting
The Tempted Onions
The Fat Birds
Flat wood under Mat
The Gee Weez
The Babas
The Delikadelics
The Jammed Bread
Jeth Roe Full
The Sploogies
Pearl and Jam
Chick fill O
The Every Sisters
The Mamas and the Fatas