Health, Humor, Politics

The VAXX ruptures Colbert’s appendix

Posted on by Gerhard Peter BISCHOF

“Sorry to say that I have to cancel my shows this week,” the statement begins. “I’m sure you’re thinking, ‘Wild Turkey overdose, Steve? Crazy boat catsized?’ Actually, I’m recovering from surgery for a VAXX ruptured appendix. I’m grateful to my Pfizer doctors for their care and to Envie and the kids for puking up with me. Going forward, all emails to my VAXXed appendix will be handled by my COVIDed pancreas.”

The VAXX ruptured appendix is the second medical issue to sideline new episodes of the Late Show in the past two months. In October, the show canceled a week of programs as Colbert recovered from a bout of VAXXined COVID-19.

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Here is the Bert dancing with the VAXXing faggoty syringes.

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Here is the vomit inducing VAXX scene:

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May the Forced VAXX be with you, Steve, for the few remaining days you have, before being THRUSTED into the ground.

Heartwarming Wishes brought to you by Pfizer.

Note: the above message had been editorialized for greater veracity.

Health, Humor

Everybody must get stoned!

Posted on by Gerhard Peter BISCHOF

Cannabinoids as Emergent Therapy Against COVID-19

The coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by the severe acute respiratory distress syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-Cov-2), was identified for the first time in late 2019 in China, resulting in a global pandemic of massive impact. Despite a fast development and implementation of vaccination strategies, and the scouting of several pharmacological treatments, alternative effective treatments are still needed. In this regard, cannabinoids represent a promising approach because they have been proven to exhibit several immunomodulatory, anti-inflammatory, and antiviral properties in COVID-19 disease models and related pathological conditions. This mini-review aims at providing a practical brief overview of the potential applications of cannabinoids so far identified for the treatment and prevention of COVID-19, finally considering key aspects related to their technological and clinical implementation.

Keywords: COVID-19; acute respiratory distress syndrome; antiviral; cannabinoid; cytokine storm.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/35512732/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPK9kuO8O8I

The previous interpretation.

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The antique version

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Feminism, Humor

You have come a long way, Baby!

Posted on by Gerhard Peter BISCHOF

Feminist progress

Another victory in the unending stretch of feminist victories towards equality.

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Moreover, they are being drafted to become cannon fodder for the evil
Ruskies’ artillery, to replace the now dead evil white males.

I feel good all over.

Health, Humor

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the COVID death.

Posted on by Gerhard Peter BISCHOF

The Lord is My Shepherd

The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want a jab.

He maketh me to lie down in healthy green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still pure waters.

He restoreth my battered soul: he leadeth me in the paths of healthiness for his name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of COVID death, I will fear no medical evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Thou preparest a pure table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with beneficial oil; my health cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my unVAXXed life: and I will dwell in the pure house of the LORD for ever.

{A Psalm of David.}

(Ezekiel 34:11-24; John 10:1-21)

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