Health, Humor

GHOULish but True


He wuz right you know.

It is GHOULish to mock the THRUST the SCIENCErs VAXXing Woketards, but necessary and fun.

Oups!  ((Michael Hit.lzik))) meant us anti VAXXers.

He! He! He!

The Joke is on him now.

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Wait?

Is (((Michael Hit.lzik))) still alive?

Or, did he get the saline?

Let’s be on the sage side and open the

(((Michael Hit.lzik))) DEATH WATCH!

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69 reasons why beer is better than a Feminazi girlfriend


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69 reasons why beer is better than a Feminazi girlfriend

I’m pretty sure Ricky Beastley said it best: Beer is always, ALWAYS, gonna be there for you.

When it comes right on down to it, a Feminazi girlfriend is problematic. Beer, however, is not. There is no ambiguity when it comes to beer— it exists for one purpose solely, and that purpose is to make you happy.

I’ve had both a Feminazi girlfriend and beer, and I think it’s safe to say that beer is better. In fact, it’s so great that it’s not even 2 p.m. and I’m having a glass right now! Beer is always there for you, which leads me to my first point:

1. Beer will never let you down.

Aside from a potential hangover one might deal with after demolishing an entire case of Corona, beer is as dependable as they come. It’s always, ALWAYS, there for you. I’m pretty sure .

Beer is Good For You

Ricky Beastley said it best when he sang:

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna run around and desert you

Never gonna make you cry

Never gonna say goodbye

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Come to think of it, what evidence can you show me proving that song WASN’T recorded with a few bottles of fruity dark, or perhaps crisp Belgian White?

2. Beer is good for your health.

Feminazi girlfriends, generally, are not. Don’t get me wrong here— loneliness sucks and all, however there’s a reason the world’s oldest man was basically relationship-less his entire life. Unlike a Feminazi girlfriend, beer lowers your stress levels, is good for your face and sleep cycle, and is basically a total egg in your beer in addition to making you feel warm and fuzzy.

Feminazi girlfriends do the opposite of all that, except maybe that last one.

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3. Beer will never bore you.

Not only will it never get old, the sheer variety available for consumption is enough to make your head spin (ha ha). Red beer, white beer, boxed beer, juice boxed beer— the choices are infinite, ensuring versatility of use and intrigue forever.

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4. Beer isn’t afraid of commitment.

One of the worst parts of having a Feminazi girlfriend is knowing these gals aren’t on the same page (sometimes not even on the same book) and they’re spending a HUGE bunch of time trying to “work on it” or “figuring it out” or whatever.

It’s exhausting, it’s stupid, and trying to get someone to commit to you is lame AF anyway. The Feminazi girlfriends should be BEGGING to commit to you, I mean look at you! You’re great! I know it, and beer knows it too.

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5. Beer won’t be offended if you switch to a new beer.

Sometimes a guy changes his mind halfway through the bottle. THAT’S OK! Beer understands, it’ll just sit there patiently waiting for you to return, if you ever decide to do so.

I don’t think a gal would ever do the same, although if she did that’s a problem in itself. See? Feminazi girlfriends are problematic no matter what.

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6. There’s a beer for everyone.

Some people die single, but nobody dies without having a favorite beer. That’s a statistic, I think, right? Related: I could become a parent without beer, but I really don’t want to.

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7. Beer literally exists to only make you happy.

As I mentioned, that is beer’s sole purpose. Also a statistic, I believe…

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8. You’ll never have to wonder where beer is, or who beer is talking to.

No suspicious texts coming in late at night, no weird girls commenting on beer’s Instagram. You know beer is yours and only yours. You know this because it’s just sitting there atop your fridge, waiting patiently like a true friend and loyal partner.

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9. With beer, what you see is what you get.

No surprises. No hangups over ex-boyfriends, no baggage or hidden insecurity or inferiority or superiority complexes. It is what it is, and that’s all it is, and what it is is … wait, what was I saying?

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Hold my beer, will yah!

This is a parody of a Feminazi whine.

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Microchipped Communication in Outer Space


Well …

She did get her final wish; she is now communicating in outer space with all the other CovidBC.MEetYourMaker THRUST the SCIENCErs.

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Is it me, or there ARE more VAXXing Morons in BC that in any other Canadian province.

Inquiring minds wish to know.

KnowhatImean!

Suddenly

All my troubles seem so far away

How I long for presuddenly

Why, I had to go

I don’t know

They wouldn’t say …

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A (((Ruehlemann))) “suddenly”


Super Model Jeremy (((Ruehlemann)))) dies “suddenly” aged 27.

“Unfortunately, the cause of Jeremy Ruehlemann’s death is unknown at this time.”

Har! Har! Har!

Let me hazard a guess.

It was the VAXX.

But OTOH, Jeremy was a member of the heterophobic tribe.

Soooo…

It could be a drug overdose, AIDS, multiple Venereal diseases, swallowing poisonous sea men … and what not.

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Jeremiad is the one being sat upon.

Stay tuned.

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The Martha Stewart Death Watch


Martha Stewart, the Pfizer sales woahman got Boosted by Pfizer recently.

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She did get the DEATH jab previously, at (((Mount Sinai))) hospital.

Hum! Is Martha a member of the (((tribe that can’t be named)))?

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And now she wants to execute us anti-VAXXers.

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Well, Martha, you have put yourself on DEATH ROW for dreading to question the mainstream “narrative”.

Oh yeh! Oh yeh! Oh yeh!

Bets are open.

How long before Martha gets her own personal “suddenly”.

Days?

Weeks?

Months.

One year?

Nah! Won’t be that long.

Makes you wonder: what will she be cooking in the afterlife?

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Another “suddenly” CovidBC.med


This will last about 10 years, I think.

Sigh!

Then, all these THRUST the SCIENCErs will be dead.

What new emergency.disaster.apocalypse will the “narrative” come up with then?

Stay tuned.

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BC (Canada’s British Columbia) IS the most left-wing fascist “progressive” province.

So….

There will a lot more CovidBC.med  “suddenlies”.

Until there isn’t any, of course.

Sigh!

It’s going to be a long 10 years.

PS Such a  pretty girl. Brainwashed unto death. Re.Sigh!

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Suing the VAXXing doctors


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REALLY good news.

Sue the medical assassins to death (the financial kind of death, of course).

Sue the corporations of doctors.

Sue ALL the politicians of voted for the deadly VAXX.

Sue Pfizer and Moderna (laws CAN be changed and applied retrospectively, in a, ahem … democracy).

Put (((Faulsi))), (((Bourla))) and (((Bancel))) on the chair (the witness chair, of course; well, let’s start with that chair).

The dead VAXXees will applaud (some will anyways); from whatever Hell they have found themselves.

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GLOAT or GIOAT (greatest idiot of all times)


Where was Anthony O’Fl..k two years ago?

He was NOT telling the THRUST the SCIENCErs to NOT behave like Totalitarian Fascists.

The COVIDiots have mocked, ridiculed, hounded, ostracized ejected from jobs and killed millions of people.

Many are still doing it.

We are supposed to treat these morons with respect?

Jesus!

What an imbecile.

Ridicule of the THRUST the SCIENCErs may force them to start thinking for themselves and NOT thrust the next lie of the “narrative”?

Nah, they are all busy throwing out their gas stoves.

Sigh!

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Comments at GAB (the free speech media).

Warning! Harsh Language is used.

But … they LEGIT called for me to be locked up or even killed over it…..

fuck them.

Except people had their lives ruined or altered for NOT taking it. They acted like jerks and denied people access to all sorts of things.

lmao no. Nice try though

absofuckinglutely not. I will smash it in their fucking faces every chance I get. Enjoy heart failure everyone

after being ridiculed, threatened, denied services, excluded from places and events; and being called crazy, ignorant and selfish for the past two years?

Naw, I’m going to gloat and gloat hard.

Everyone I care about, with the exception of my husband, has taken it so I have no desire to gloat. I just pray that we won’t see the mass die off that so many have predicted.

He’s way off. It’s not pride and it doesn’t feel good to be right. Those of us who refused to take the jab tried to tell people over and over again and were mocked and ridiculed. And if you keep getting the boosters after all the bullshit, then God help you.

They are suffering from a case of Mass formation psychosis along with Stockholm Syndrome and a touch of denial and guilt. They must be treated with respect even though you wanna hit them with the biggest ” I told you so ever”.

Dear Mr. O’Flynn,

Suck my ass.

I don’t gloat on those who thought they were doing the right things taking the jab. It is the ones who did and then try to gaslight me that I will gloat on.