Humor

Groomin’ USA


by The Bleached Boy’s Anus

If everybody had an ocean

Of jiz across the USA

Then everybody’d be groomin’

Like Disney & Californi-a

You’d see ’em handlin’ their baggies

Faggy sandals too

A bushy bushy blond pube patch

Groomin’ USA

You’d catch ’em groomin’ at the Park

(Inside, outside each other’s bum)

In the entry gate line

(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)

Even Mickey & Pluto

(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)

Harry Potter’s wizard world

(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)

All over EPCOT

(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)

And down Orlando way

(Inside, outside)

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

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We’ll all be perving out on dudes

We’re gonna rape real soon

We’re lubing up our woodies

We can’t wait for you

We’ll all be hard for the summer

We’re on your kids to stay

We’re the teachers and we’re groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Faggoty & Swishy

(Inside, outside each other’s bum)

Penis-hungry & prissy

(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)

Big & buff & butch

(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)

Every kind of gay

(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)

All over the grade schools

(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)

And makin’ Boy Scouts fey

(Inside, outside)

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Beach Boys – Surfin Usa HD – YouTube

Humor, Politics

Thank you Pzifer!


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Pfizer killed off millions of boomers

Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)12:15:43 No.371781479

Say “Thank you, Pfizer”.

Thins out the boomers

Chemically castrates faggots

Tranquilizers for naggy women

Erections that last for hours

Thanks Pfizer

https://boards.4chan.org/search#/Pfizer/all/9

Humor

Cenk Uyghur, “horse pleasurer”


Cenk Uyghur, one of the Young Turds, knows that (some) female rapees orgasm during a rape.

So, he sees no problem with “raping” a horse to orgasm.

“Progressive” Democratic House candidate and television personality Cenk Uygur “… would legalize bestiality”, if he had the power to do so.

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In a 2013 video:

“I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality.”

He said that if the horse liked it, and if “you are pleasuring the animal. You see what I’m saying?”

His like-minded production crew laughed in the background.

Well Cenk, you lovely Young Turd, here is a job for you: horse pleasurer on the range

(so to speak).

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https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1649489653400.webm

Humor, Politics

The “Hammer” goes to Valhalla


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High-profile Right Sector member and commander Taras “Hammer” Bobanich (‘Tapac «Хaммep» Бoбaнич’) is reported gone to Valhalla during fighting near Izyum in eastern Ukraine.

Soon to be followed by 3,000 brave Azov Nazis temporarily in Azovstahl.

Slava Ukrainia!

Humor

The Western Sanctions are working


Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

The Western sanctions are working and are destroying the Russian Ruble.

How long can the Putler survive this disaster?

The Russian ruble was worth 139 last month is now down to 78, and is going down, down, down.

The “Evil” Russkies won’t be able to withstand the economic pain and will, ahem, regime change the Putler from the Kremlin, feet first if necessary.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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Humor

The “evil” Russkies “Wunderwaffe”


The “evil” Russkies have modified an ancient Soviet era missile, the Tochka-U, and transformed it into a modern “Wunderwaffe” (magic weapon).

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The Russkies’ “evil” Wunderwaffe explodes without creating a crater, does not blast away the nearby buildings and old cars, kills only a dozen or two, with all their limbs intact, and leaves their luggage standing upright and in pristine condition.

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The ”evil” Russkies’ “Q” Section must have some James Bond villain types working there:

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Humor

Azov Nazis legalize faggot marriage


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The Azov UkroNazis are really “progressive”.

They have legalized faggot mariage, just like their American mentors.

The reactionary “evil” Russkies are seething with impotence.

In Azovsthal (Azov steel works) the ramrod Azovians are exchanging virile wows.

They really, really mean their vows: “until death do us part”.

There will be no time for second thoughts, regrets or divorce.

Zev, the homo President of the Ukraine was too high on Coke to get off his high heels to come into the bowels of the steel works to officiate the ceremonies.

He sent his kisses instead.

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