Meanwhile the mouths of the Global Warmongers and other Climate Changing Hacks are shut, frozen solid, under three (3) feet of snow.
Category: Humor
Groomin’ USA
by The Bleached Boy’s Anus
If everybody had an ocean
Of jiz across the USA
Then everybody’d be groomin’
Like Disney & Californi-a
You’d see ’em handlin’ their baggies
Faggy sandals too
A bushy bushy blond pube patch
Groomin’ USA
You’d catch ’em groomin’ at the Park
(Inside, outside each other’s bum)
In the entry gate line
(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)
Even Mickey & Pluto
(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)
Harry Potter’s wizard world
(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)
All over EPCOT
(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)
And down Orlando way
(Inside, outside)
Everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
We’ll all be perving out on dudes
We’re gonna rape real soon
We’re lubing up our woodies
We can’t wait for you
We’ll all be hard for the summer
We’re on your kids to stay
We’re the teachers and we’re groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Faggoty & Swishy
(Inside, outside each other’s bum)
Penis-hungry & prissy
(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)
Big & buff & butch
(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)
Every kind of gay
(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)
All over the grade schools
(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)
And makin’ Boy Scouts fey
(Inside, outside)
Everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’
Groomin’ USA
Thank you Pzifer!
Pfizer killed off millions of boomers
Anonymous 04/08/22(Fri)12:15:43 No.371781479
Say “Thank you, Pfizer”.
Thins out the boomers
Chemically castrates faggots
Tranquilizers for naggy women
Erections that last for hours
Thanks Pfizer
Cenk Uyghur, “horse pleasurer”
Cenk Uyghur, one of the Young Turds, knows that (some) female rapees orgasm during a rape.
So, he sees no problem with “raping” a horse to orgasm.
“Progressive” Democratic House candidate and television personality Cenk Uygur “… would legalize bestiality”, if he had the power to do so.
In a 2013 video:
“I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality.”
He said that if the horse liked it, and if “you are pleasuring the animal. You see what I’m saying?”
His like-minded production crew laughed in the background.
Well Cenk, you lovely Young Turd, here is a job for you: horse pleasurer on the range
(so to speak).
The “Hammer” goes to Valhalla
The Western Sanctions are working
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The Western sanctions are working and are destroying the Russian Ruble.
How long can the Putler survive this disaster?
The Russian ruble was worth 139 last month is now down to 78, and is going down, down, down.
The “Evil” Russkies won’t be able to withstand the economic pain and will, ahem, regime change the Putler from the Kremlin, feet first if necessary.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
All you need is love …
The AZOVites loved the life they lived.
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1649418476948.jpg
‘Tis better to have loved and lost,
Than never to have loved at all”
Tenny of the Son
The “evil” Russkies “Wunderwaffe”
The “evil” Russkies have modified an ancient Soviet era missile, the Tochka-U, and transformed it into a modern “Wunderwaffe” (magic weapon).
The Russkies’ “evil” Wunderwaffe explodes without creating a crater, does not blast away the nearby buildings and old cars, kills only a dozen or two, with all their limbs intact, and leaves their luggage standing upright and in pristine condition.
The ”evil” Russkies’ “Q” Section must have some James Bond villain types working there:
Save the endangered AZOVite
Azov Nazis legalize faggot marriage
The Azov UkroNazis are really “progressive”.
They have legalized faggot mariage, just like their American mentors.
The reactionary “evil” Russkies are seething with impotence.
In Azovsthal (Azov steel works) the ramrod Azovians are exchanging virile wows.
They really, really mean their vows: “until death do us part”.
There will be no time for second thoughts, regrets or divorce.
Zev, the homo President of the Ukraine was too high on Coke to get off his high heels to come into the bowels of the steel works to officiate the ceremonies.
He sent his kisses instead.
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