by The Bleached Boy’s Anus

If everybody had an ocean

Of jiz across the USA

Then everybody’d be groomin’

Like Disney & Californi-a

You’d see ’em handlin’ their baggies

Faggy sandals too

A bushy bushy blond pube patch

Groomin’ USA

You’d catch ’em groomin’ at the Park

(Inside, outside each other’s bum)

In the entry gate line

(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)

Even Mickey & Pluto

(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)

Harry Potter’s wizard world

(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)

All over EPCOT

(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)

And down Orlando way

(Inside, outside)

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

We’ll all be perving out on dudes

We’re gonna rape real soon

We’re lubing up our woodies

We can’t wait for you

We’ll all be hard for the summer

We’re on your kids to stay

We’re the teachers and we’re groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Faggoty & Swishy

(Inside, outside each other’s bum)

Penis-hungry & prissy

(Inside, outside trans boy’s bum)

Big & buff & butch

(Inside, outside teen boy’s bum)

Every kind of gay

(Inside, outside young boy’s bum)

All over the grade schools

(Inside, outside toddler’s bum)

And makin’ Boy Scouts fey

(Inside, outside)

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

Yeah everybody’s gone groomin’

Groomin’ USA

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