The Azov UkroNazis are really “progressive”.

They have legalized faggot mariage, just like their American mentors.

The reactionary “evil” Russkies are seething with impotence.

In Azovsthal (Azov steel works) the ramrod Azovians are exchanging virile wows.

They really, really mean their vows: “until death do us part”.

There will be no time for second thoughts, regrets or divorce.

Zev, the homo President of the Ukraine was too high on Coke to get off his high heels to come into the bowels of the steel works to officiate the ceremonies.

He sent his kisses instead.