Well, Dave didn’t anticipate this one.

Dave GOT PFIZERed on 2021 May 21

Dave’s eager departure was on 2025 April 29.

The prick worked in less than three years.

Dave’s anticipation was greatly overblown.

No mention of wife, female companion, children, parents….

I guess Dave was one of them sex revolutionaries, if you know what I mean.

Here is the Dave in all its Glory.

Don’t be such a prick next time around, he Dave!