Feminism, Humor

Not qualified to give advice to women

Trevor Goodchild

Honestly don’t feel qualified to give advice to women aside from:

-Don’t be fat

-Don’t be an unpleasant grrl boss trying to LARP as a second-tier man

-Remain chaste with a minimum to zero notch count until marriage


Posted comments at GAB :

Don’t be fat.

Don’t be stupid.

Learn make up.

Avoid niggers.

Buy a gun :pew:

Never get emotional with strangers.

Avoid hoe peer pressure.

Know your weakness.

Bathe regularly and smell nice.

Avoid the sun cause makes u darkness.

Avoid owning a prison breed dog .

Learn to eat/cleanse right so you don’t need 95+% of makeup.

Keeping fit (not fat) and bathing was mentioned. But should always learn make up since it’s a positive modifier no matter how u look.

Buying a gun is good. Make up is fake beauty. Hygiene and avoiding *peer pressure good as well.

I thought guys don’t like makeup. Uh oh. Lol. I never wear it. You should make a tutorial.

Just liquid eyeliner. A cat eye. DO IT. Just cover your boobas.

Add in zero manipulation and bring skills that are useful.

Manipulation, for the right reasons, is acceptable.

Even when a baby’s head is sticking out of her, NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant.

Practice situational awareness in public, like you are on safari … you are.

Stay in your lane, seek marriage mates only among your own race, even better among your own ethnic group and religion. Opposites may attract; however, similarities endure.

Raise racially aware children.

Don’t date/fuck black guys (a given) or expose yourself to black culture. It’ll show in your behaviors and will be an instantaneous turn off or lead to a demotion to mere cock fodder followed by a brutal hard next when we get bored.

1. Turn off all social media.

2. Unfuck your brain to understand running a household, raising kids, and taking care of your family is more important than being a cube slave.

3. Learn Homemaking skills and how to run a household.

Turning off social media is a big one.

I’m literally sorting through women by these failures right now:

1. Does she put her phone away or hold it in her hand/leave it on the table? If she doesn’t put it away, she is trash.

2. If I claim 1 hour of her time, does she ever move for her phone? If she does, she fails.

Don’t vote. Keep silent in church. Remember you are a helper. This isn’t your story but you’re the main supporting character in every story in your growing family.

Remember your place and find your peace.

Also, f’in clean. More important than cooking, as we would prefer to do that ourselves anyway … but still do it.

Don’t mind cleaning or cooking, *from time to time*, but women have to remember, we probably just got off an 8-hour shift, we’re not exactly enthusiastic about the idea of doing *their* job too.

And it isn’t like cooking & cleaning are particularly difficult.

That’s about all they need. Good Genetics is also recommended, but until Trevor releases the cloning technology to the rest of the world, that’s impossible.

200 years of sexology and feminist reformation and it turns out women should’ve just obeyed the Bible. I weep for the lost women’s studies (wo)man-hours, and the sammiches they could’ve been spent on making instead.

No sloppy seconds for me.

All good advice. Except let’s stick at zero.

You forgot tattoos. They’re repulsive to look at, on any woman.

I would add get rid of the Freddy Krueger fingernails.

I’d also like to add on

-know how to fkin cook

-know how to clean

There’s nothing more useless than a woman that can’t do the basics.

I’m a guy, I can cook effortlessly, I can also clean but I’m bad at it, I can also sew very slowly. Why would I need a woman that can’t do those things?

They’re the basics of living.

Changing your hair color is not a substitute for having a personality.

Here’s some advice. Women will disregard everything you’ve just said because they have zero agency over their lives. They are not people. They are property. Stop with the cuckservative faggottry and man the fuck up. Idiots like you are the reason why the entire world is in the state of affairs as it is.