A healthy obese “Fat Studies” female professor has decided to take a pause.

A pause of a … permanent nature.

Come on Girls. One more piece of chocolate cake.

Fat is healthy!

A piece of cake is a LOT more satisfying than a male’s piece of ….

A Massey U “Fat Studies” professor.

Ha! Ga! Ha! Ga! Ha! Ga! Ha! Ga! Ha! Ga! Ha! Ga!

You can’t make this shite up.

() Tears to my eyes.

I am going to have a massive heart palpitation.