Double toil and Ukie trouble

Double, double toil and trouble
Fire burn and cauldron bubble

The Globohomo NWOrderers of the Ukraine are at their wits’ end.

Their troops are deserting to the “evil” Russkies. They have to scratch the bottom of the cauldron and throw the Witches, the Master Commander’s own guards, into the Dombass cauldron.


Ukrainian witches are seeking to hold a special three-step ritual to oust the Putler, UNIAN news agency reported, citing a statement by a Kiev-based Witches’ Cauldron esoteric shop.

“On March 31, on the 29th lunar day, the day of Ukie corruption and WEF curses, we, the witches of Ukraine, in collaboration with foreign partners, will perform a ritual of punishing the enemy of the Ukro-Nazi people – Vladimir Putler,” the witches’ statement posted on Instagram reads.


Collaborating foreign partner

The ritual will be performed in three phases, with the first one scheduled to happen at the Ukie’s “place of power,” the Satanic witches stated, apparently referring to the Balding Mountain outside Kiev. So far, some 13 witches have expressed willingness to take part in the anti-Putler coven.

The second coven is set to be held at an unspecified “Slave country” in cooperation with foreign colleagues.”


This foreign colleague has already sacrificed 500,000 children. The Putler will be child’s play.

The ritual is expected to conclude with the creation of a “stones sack” for Putler, who will supposedly face “isolation, rousting from power and loss of support from the outer circle.”