Peter Hair of the Rabbit, actually.
Esther? Esther? Esther?
The Esther that screwed her way to the top, a la Kamasutra Harris?
Then got chamberlains hanged.
Stole the first minister’s estate.
Replaced him with a fellow tribesman.
And on the 13th day (yikes!) got 75 ,000 people Purimed.
You will go far Peter, but …
You may well reflect on what happened to the First Minister …
Esther did NOT like.
OTOH, each of you may be on the same chag, know what I mean?