Oy Vey, Shut It Down

by foundring

you always know when you get close

to the viper’s den cuz you can hear them scheming

don’t even jest or the hornet’s nest

will descend upon you with a Shock and Awe

they fudge the scores, they fund the wars

it’s how they knew in Waterloo who was the loser

it’s Protocol to hoax it all

like each pathogenic menace they design

don’t believe these lying eyes

there’s no conspiracy comprised of lies and history’s alibis

this timeline isn’t right

oy vey shut it down the goyim know too much

we rule the land with mighty hands that have the Midas touch

call me meshuggeneh for noticing a trend

there’s certain things you cannot say so sing them all instead

go try and tweet that being Caucasian is sweet

prepare to be flayed alive completely

and if you try to claim that space is fake and gay

they’ll greet you with obscene REEEing sounds

careful don’t say that boys wearing skirts playing

sports against your daughters is retarded

it’s only a fad when every single ad

depicts diversity in every home

remember we used to try to assemble and Occupy

but they dangled us the trope of social justice

Woke sells quite well it’s also a spell

cuz NPCs can’t see beyond the veil

don’t believe these lying eyes

there’s no conspiracy comprised of lies and history’s alibis

this timeline isn’t right

oy vey shut it down the goyim know too much

we rule the land with mighty hands that have the Midas touch

call me meshuggeneh for noticing a trend

there’s certain things you cannot say so sing them all instead

oy vey shut it down you’re shoahed now good luck

we are the techno Pharisees, you’re just a bunch of schmucks

it’s hard not to kvetch when sizing up our lot

the deck’s been stacked so just relax here have a mazel tov

“it’s transitory” …funny story

inflation just sustains the vicious viper

old Jekyll knew where they hide all their jewels

but they can’t hide pride when it’s a little on the nose

who owns all this porn it’s kind of a warning

when the products free there’s something else they’re taking

these clowns in Hollywood drink their holly jolly juice

and the music industry’s a masquerade

these parasites disturb your mind

and turn you into something less than human

the Hive Mind Queen infects your dreams

til ignorance is bliss enjoy your bris

don’t believe these lying eyes

there’s no conspiracy comprised of lies and history’s alibis

this timeline isn’t right

oy vey shut it down the goyim know too much

we rule the land with mighty hands that have the Midas touch

call me meshuggeneh for noticing a trend

there’s certain things you cannot say so sing them all instead

oy vey shut it down you’re shoahed now good luck

we are the techno Pharisees you’re just a bunch of schmucks

it’s hard not to kvetch when sizing up our lot

the deck’s been stacked so just relax here have a mazel tov

oy vey shut it down the goyim know too much

we rule the land with mighty hands that have the Midas touch

call me meshuggeneh for noticing a trend

there’s certain things you cannot say so sing them all instead

Satire (noun): Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose human foolishness or vice.

Meshuggeneh in British English

or meshuggenah Yiddish (mɪˈʃʊɡənə) NOUN

1. a person who acts foolishly

2. an insane person

Goy

NOUN

plural goyim (ˈɡɔɪɪm) or goys, often derogatory

a Jewish word for a gentile

Gentile in British English (ˈdʒɛntaɪl)

NOUN

1. a person who is not a Jew

2. a Christian, as contrasted with a Jew

3. a person who is not a member of one’s own church: used esp. by members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints ( Mormon Church)

4. a heathen or pagan

ADJECTIVE

5. of or relating to a race or religion that is not Jewish

6. Christian, as contrasted with Jewish

7. not being a member of one’s own church: used esp. by members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon Church)

8. pagan or heathen

Schmuck (ʃmʌk)

Word forms: schmucks

COUNTABLE NOUN

If you call someone a schmuck, you mean that they are stupid or you do not like them.

[US, informal, disapproval]

I played like a schmuck. I am a schmuck. That’s how I feel right now. 

Schmuck (ʃmʌk)

in British English

NOUN

US derogatory, slang

a foolish or contemptible person; oaf

Word origin

from Yiddish schmuck penis, from German Schmuck decoration, from Middle High German smucken to press into

Mazel tov” or “mazal tov”

(Hebrew/Yiddish: מזל טוב‎, Hebrew: mazal tov; Yiddish: mazel tov; lit. “good fortune”) is a Jewish phrase used to express congratulations for a happy and significant occasion or event.