But my principal fantasies have always been about my father. I was an only child and had a good home, receiving lots of affection from my parents, especially my father. He has, since I was about eight years old, been my fantasy lover during masturbation.
Alone in bed with Dad, I had a wrestling match with him. I remember enjoying the cuddles and embraces as Dad tried to subdue me and then he decided, I suppose, to let me win. He lay on his back, his pajamas were undone, my own nightie was up around my waist, and when I straddled and sat on my father, my naked pubic area came down on my Dad’s very large and, I now know, erect penis.
It was like sitting astride a broom handle. At first it lay flat against my Dad’s tummy. I rocked my bottom back and forward while Dad lay very still. It was at this precise moment I learned to masturbate. Eventually Dad reached for a hankie and rolled me off him. He got out of bed and dressed in the bathroom. I continued to lie in bed and touch myself lovingly with my fingers.
I then began to do this all the time in bed or when I was alone in the house, always thinking of that hard thing Daddy had, and how nice it would be to feel it between my legs again. But this was not to happen. Every other Sunday morning I went to my parents’ bed, but Dad was already up and about. As I began to learn more about sex from other kids at school, I became more adventurous in my fantasies, until they settled into a set pattern when I was almost thirteen.
With this new information buzzing in my brain, I was out for a walk with my Dad one Sunday afternoon. Deep in the woods he decided he wanted to urinate and did so against a tree. But he turned toward me before he put his penis back in his trousers, and I gazed for a few loving seconds at my Dad’s beautiful monster. It has remained the main erotic feature of my masturbatory fantasies ever since.
All I have to do is imagine myself walling in a silent woods, and I can almost feel that my Dad is somewhere else in that woods, and that if I can almost hold my breath long enough, we’ll meet. The way I meet him is always the same. I turn a corner or come around a tree, and there he is, with his back to me, peeing against a tree. Then he turns around toward me, his penis still out and being held in his hand to guide the stream of pee. I find this too exciting to write about even now and find myself thinking about my Dad even in real life.
I once dreamed I was making love to my father-in-law while I was having sexual intercourse with my husband. My husband’s father is one of the most handsome and attractive men that I know personally, and I have often wished that my husband were more like his father.
When I was six or seven, I can remember masturbating and imagining my father inserting the handle of a large screwdriver inside me and masturbating me.
I NEVER imagined I would have so much fun in the WOKEtardian universe.
The TERFS are being Witch Hunted by the WOKEtards.
Way to GO!
The TERFs (Trans Exclusionary Radical (sex negative) Feminazis) are getting the treatment they have inflicted (with the assistance of left wing fascist male traitors) on straight, heterosexual (mostly) White men for the last 50 years.
Soon, to join Robespierre, Saint Just and other Jacobin and Bolshevik miscreants on the tumbril leading to … their FINAL performance:
Economic experts are sounding the alarm: if the most important product of the world’s most important company fails, it could trigger a major economic meltdown.
Amazon Studio’s $1 billion Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power bet is universally praised by critics as a sprawling ode to diversity.
Yet Business Insider reports that the TV series that could determine the future of streaming is “falling flat with initial audiences, posing risks for Amazon and the company’s Prime membership program.”
And now economic experts are sounding the alarm.
They’re warning that if Rings proves a flop, it risks slamming the brakes on a record-setting global economic expansion.
The argument goes that if the most important product of the world’s most important company fails, in this current climate that could be the trigger for a major economic meltdown with far reaching consequences.
Hundreds of millions would starve.
Millions more would perish of otherwise preventable or avoidable disease.
World War III and even nuclear war could finally be here as nations desperate for resources renege on the traditional rules-based world order.
And indeed, the hopes and dreams of women and People of Color who wanted a place in European folklore history will be dashed against the rocks forever.
Spending a good proportion of your life on staying healthy, wise and strong and NOT knowing how, ahem, “unreliable” the health experts are.
Many, many more “suddenlys” to come:
… Boomers don’t understand statistics. According to the CDC, as of 10 October 2022, 95 percent of the 65+ age group is vaccinated, the highest percentage of any age group. Furthermore, Boomers also had the smallest drop-off from one dose to a complete series as 92.8 percent of all 65+ US citizens have been vaccinated and boosted.
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