If you’re going to Lost Angeles
Be sure to wear asbestos in your hair
If you’re going to Lost Angeles
You’re gonna meet incompetent Demos there

For those who come to Lost Angeles

Wintertime will be a wildfire there
In the streets of Lost Angeles
Gobsmacked libs with fire in their lair

All across the nation
Such a huge taxation

Red obligation
There’s a whole conflagration

Needing new reparation

Red obligation
Red obligation

For those who pay for Lost Angeles
Be sure to fear the bill will not be fair

If you pay for Lost Angeles
Tax time will be a real rip-off there

If you pay for Lost Angeles
Tax time will be a real rip-off there