Was s/he/it really giving “head”?

Receiving it from the … children?

My guess is that s/he/it will spend an hour in the slam-her, get a slap on, ahem, her/is/its “transgressive” organ, by some DIE (DIEversity, Inequality and Exclusion) coloured fe-mail officer and will soon be back to teaching “progressive” values to the “youths”.

You can thrust s/he/it on that!

Will you have a look at the stoopid smirkin’ “progressive” female parent.

Happy at sending her seeds to oblivion.

It’s got a “dikish” look, methinks.

The future doesn’t belong to them.

So there is that!