Sexist Slut in the City writer Candace Bushnell, 60, admits she regrets choosing a career over having children as she is now ‘truly alone’ with her cats.

Bushnell? Bush? Nell? What a fitting name for a femisexist slut.

Sexist Slut in the City feminist creator said after foeticiding her children she is now ‘truly alone’ with her cats.

The femisexist TV series is based on a writer who chooses feminist libertinage over regular motherhood.

Her best-selling femisexist book and the saucy sexist TV series it inspired brainwashed  generations of feminist women that they could ‘have all the sex they wanted’ (without cuntsequences).

Miss Bushnell, divorced Mr. Not so BIG – ballet dancer Charles Askegard – in 2012 and said it made her realize, way past her sell by date, the importance of laying eggs for a family.

The former sexist slut columnist, who is worth around £18 million, told the Sunday Times: ‘When I was in my thirties and forties, I didn’t think about it; I was too busy being penetrated.

‘When I got divorced from Mr. Not so BIG, I was in my fifties, I started using my upper organ, and to see the feminist impact of having aborticided my children and of truly being alone, with cats.

It’s now easy (well, duh!) to see that people with children have an anchor in a way that feminist women who killed their kids don’t.’

Speaking to the Sunday Times Magazine, Candace explained that, now in her 50s, she was too old for dating after her 2012 divorce from Mr. Not So BIG – ballet dancer Charles Askegard. The bastard male, had gone for younger, tighter and more satisfying pussy.

Moving to Connecticut after her divorce she admitted she went without sex for five years: ‘It’s rather short when you get to my age. I know other sexist sluts who have gone forever,’ she said.

The femisexist TV series starred slutty Sarah Jessica Parker as a femisexist writer in New York who famously chooses libertinage over boring motherhood. Sarah Jessica Parker ( the “open” to any dick one), Kristin Davis (the WASP), Cynthia Nixon (the RED headed Lezzie), Kim Cattrall (the real slutty one)

The femisexist writer, who has now returned to New York, lives in a “menage a trois” in her partners’ penthouse suite on the (upper class) Upper East side and a house in the (for rich people only) Hamptons.

Now back in the old people’s dating game, and in love with new real estate agent boyfriend (((Jim Coleman))), Candace is releasing a new book, titled “Are there still Sexist Sluts in the City?” in early August.

The book is science fiction inspired from her sad life and the aftermaths of her own divorce from Mr. Not so BIG. She dives into what she calls ‘middle-aged sadness,’ and the difficulties of sagging back in your fifties.

Sexist Candace argued that it is harder to recover from bad news in your fifties than in your twenties or thirties. She added that femisexist women, particularly those over 50 – are rightfully blamed for the set-backs they can’t overcome.

She added that she had found turning 60 a relief, as it helped forget, from time to time,  her sense of disgrace.

The aged out sexist party girl also revealed that she regularly does Botox. She even considered going through a Mona Lisa procedure – vaginal rejuvenation laser surgery, priced at £3,000. (What? Leonardo had invented cunt resurrection?)

The femisexist socialite, who first came to New York in the 1980’s, when (screw all night) Studio 50 was all the rage, knows femisexist slut dating has made feminist women mad with rage and sexually frustrated.

Above. The Sexist Sluts in the (New York) City living the virgin LIE! Or is it Jessica after her Mona Lisa procedure?

The aged-out slut now finds Woketardian New York boring and consensual, and a ‘thousand times less filling’ than what it used to be.

However, she admits that several editors helped with her career in exchange of sexual favors, something she said is common for feminist writers.

Talking about age and dating, the aged out sexist slut said she found gender dynamics (the bastard males get the upper hand) and sexual attraction evolved as you grow older; competition with younger sluts takes a step back, and older sluts must resort to just being ‘nice.’

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