Suddenly

All my troubles seem so far away

Now it looks as though I’m here to stay

Oh, I believed in suddenly

Suddenly

I’m half the man I used to be

There’s a crypt(o) hanging over me

Oh, suddenly came so speedily

Why did I have to go?

I don’t know, they wouldn’t say

I inject(ed) something wrong, now I long for suddenly

Suddenly

Loathe was such an easy game to play

Now I have my place to hide away

Oh, I believe in suddenly

Why did I have to go?

I don’t know, they wouldn’t say

I inject(ed) something wrong, now I long for suddenly

Suddenly

Loathe was such an easy game to play

Now I have my place to hide away

Oh, I believe in suddenly

In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed! In-HUM-ed!

The BEAT-ills are sadly unavailable to perform this updated version of their lament.

Hum! Mac-Cart-Nay has not “suddenly” been taken to his hide a way.

Not as yet, anyways.

A man fore warned is a man four armed, as they say.